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The Divisional Round picks are coming up, but real quick ... I don't want to put the cart before the horse, colt or boy who rides horses ... but I can't help myself from thinking about which two teams will survive this and the following weekend to join me in Glendale, Ariz., on the first Sunday next month. In football terms, most of Ricky Rubio Jersey the 16 potential matchups would offer juicy storylines. (Yes, even one or two that'd include the 7-8-1 .) Here they are, ranked in order of quality: 1. vs : The GOAT Bowl How's this for a carrot? The winning QB will be heralded as the Greatest Of All-Time. (Don't worry, Niners fans: Montana's name will still be invoked ... at least by more "mature" supporters.) 2. vs : The Eternal Bowl It's no secret Peyton and Romo have had their postseason struggles, so what if this game goes to overtime? There's a decent chance neither QB would come through ... causing the game to go on forever ... or at least until the 2015 season kicks off. 3. vs : The You Mad Browl Brady and Belichick chase that elusive fourth ring while former head coach and his trash-talkin' 4. vs : The This One's for Peyton or Aaron Bowl After Denver beat Green Bay back in XXXII, owner Pat Bowlen declared, "This one's for John!" The winning QB of this one gets his second ring. 5. vs : The Red, White and Blue Bowl The team named for our revolutionary soldiers against America's Team. The only thing that'd make it more patriotic would be to watch it while eating apple pie with Uncle Sam, then going to vote. 6. vs : The Repeat Bowl For Seattle to stay in the winner's circle, they'd have to do what they did to Peyton and Co. all over again. 7. vs : The Ethical Conundrum Bowl If the beat the , they'll have no ride back to Dallas. If the beat the , they won't have anyone to feed them or comb their manes. No winners here. 8. vs : The Elite? Bowl A showdown for elititude between the two QBs subjected to the silly "Is he elite?" debate more than any other humans. 9. vs : The Bigger Game Bowl As respective Stanford and Cal grads, and are graduates of the Big Game. Here, they meet in the sport's most important game. (In Luck and Rodgers, it'd also pit the two guys who succeeded living legends Peyton and Favre.) 10. vs : The No Matter Who Loses At Least You're Still Better Than Bowl The Anointed One versus the guy who most experts felt Seattle reached to get in the third round settle the debate: Who's the best QB of the 2012 Draft? (Answer: Not ) 11. vs : The Bird Bath Bowl They're both birds. Get it? (Sorry, that's all I could come up with.) Likewise, the two defenses might prevent the offenses from coming up with many points. 12. vs : The Ironically Nicknamed Cities Bowl Baltimore has many great things going for it ... but when I watch 'The Wire,' "Charm City" ain't exactly what comes to mind. Likewise, "Titletown" is a fine name for the home of all those NFL titles ... so long as we ignore the fact other sports are still being played on US soil. 13. vs : The Odd Couple Bowl Like Felix and Oscar, Newton and Luck have very different grooming habits: One is GQ, the other has a neckbeard. The pigskin-based stylistic differences between the QBs and their teams might make for a surprisingly entertaining . 14. vs : The Bosom Bowl These two teams played a gem of a back in February 2004 ... but the game was trumped by Janet Jackson's halftime exposure. 15. vs : The Untamed Beast Bowl The actual game might not be terribly competitive, but the survivor of a literal bucking bronco versus a full-grown panther fight is tough to identify. 16. vs : Mow 's Lawn Bowl Winner gets the Lombardi, the loser gets to go to Charlotte to do some gardening around the Smith home. Still a long way to go before any of these s actually takes place, of course ... so let's focus on the here and now... WARNING: Do NOT continue reading if you don't want to know the final scores of the Divisional Round games. (2-2 last week, 175-84-1 on the season) RAVENS 17 PATRIOTS 30 J. Flacco: 25-35, 270 yds, TD, 2 INTs J. Edelman: 9 rec, 120 yds, 2 TDs COLTS 26 BRONCOS 28 C. Fleener: 2 TDs : 20-130 yds, TD PANTHERS 9 SEAHAWKS 22 CAR offense: 3 turnovers D. Baldwin: 40-yd TD rec COWBOYS 20 PACKERS 37 D. Murray: 130 yds/scrimmage, TD A. Rodgers: 4 TDs Enjoy the Divisional Round! I hope your team wins. Isaiah Rider Jr. Jersey